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-Axles Crack, Coolant Overflows, Radiator Drips ACURA -A Car Under Recall Action ACURA -Always Cursing Untimely Repair Appointments ACURA -Automobile Causes Ugly Road Accidents ACURA -Any Child Understands Real Automobiles ACURA -Another Case of a Useless Requested Acronym? he he ACURA -Another Contemptable Use of Recycled Aluminum ACURA -Another Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile ACURA -Awful Crappy Unreliable Rusty Automobile AMC -All Makes Combined AMC -A Major Cost AMC -A Mutated Car AMC -A Morons Car AMC -Another Major Catastrophe AUDI -Accelerates Under Demonic Influence AUDI -All Unsafe Designs Implemented AUDI -Another Ugly Duetsche Invention AUDI -Always Undermining Deutsche Intelligence AUDI -Automobile Unsafe Designs, Inc. BMW -Babbling Mechanical Wench BMW -Beastly Monsterous Wonder BMW -Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels BMW -Beautiful Mechanical Wonder BMW -Barely Moving Wreck BMW -Big Money Waste BMW -Big Money. Why? BMW -Big Money Works BMW -Born Moderately Wealthy BMW -Bought My Wife BMW -Break My Windows BMW -Break My Windshield BMW -Breaks Most Wrenches BMW -Bring Many Wrenches BMW -Brings Me Women BMW -Brings More Women BMW - Broken Money Waster BMW -Broke My Wallet BMW -Broken Monstrous Wonder BMW -Brutal Money Waster BMW -Bumbling Mechanical Wretch BMW - Blastphemous Motorized Wreck BUICK -Big Ugly Import Car Killer BUICK -Big Ugly Immitation Chrome King BUICK -Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer BUICK -Big Ugly Indestructable Compact Killer BUICK -Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer CADILLAC -Crazy And Demented Idiots Like Large American Cars CADILLAC -Cars Are Driven In Long Lines And Crashed CAMARO -Crappy American Machine Always Requires Oil CAMARO -Crapped Another Motor, Another Rear Obliterated CAMARO -Calling All Mechanics - Another Required Overhaul CHEVROLET -Car Has Extensive Valve Rattle, Or Loud Engine Ticks CHEVROLET -Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time CHEVROLET -Crackd Heads Every Valve Ratlles Oil Lost Engine Totaled CHEVROLET -Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips CHEVROLET -Car Has Extensive Valve Rattle On Long Extended Trips CHEVROLET -Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time CHEVROLET -Cheap Hazardous Expensive Vehicle Runs On Luck Every Time CHEVROLET -Cheap Heaps Erratically Vibrate Running On Level Even Terrain CHEVROLET -Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques CHEVROLET -Cracked Heads, Every Valve's Rotten, Oil Leaks Every Time CHEVY -Cheapest Heap Ever Visioned Yet CHEVY -Can Hear Every Valve Yell CHRYSLER -Can't He Repair Your Slow Leaky Expensive Rustbucket? DEUSENBERG -Doesn't Everyone Understand Straight Engines Never Burn Experimental Racing Gas DODGE -Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater DODGE -Dead Old Dog Going East DODGE -Dead On Day Guarantee Expires DODGE -Dead On Delivery, Go Easy DODGE -Dead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired DODGE -Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter DODGE -Dead On Delivery Gasoline Eater DODGE -Designers Occasionally Do Good Engineering DODGE -Dorky Outside - Damn Good Engines DODGE -Drips Oil Drops Grease Everywhere DODGE -Driven Only During Grey Evenings EAGLE TALON -Engine Always Gives Low Elapsed Times, And Lives on Nitrous ECLIPSE -Eagle's Cousin Likes Intercooler Pressure Supplied EDSEL -Every Day Something Else Leaks FIAT -Failed In A Tunnel FIAT -Fails In Attempted Turns FIAT -Failure In Automotive Technology FIAT -Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation FIAT -Fits In A Thimble FIAT -Fix It Again Tony FIAT -Flats In All Tires FIAT -Found In A Trench FIAT - Fehlern In Alle Teilen (German for - Errors In All Parts) Thanks to Alex for this. FORD -Fabricated Of Refried Dung FORD -Fails On Rainy Days FORD -Famous Odor Resistant Dog FORD -Falling Off: Rusty Door FORD -Fast Only Rolling Downhill FORD -Fantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream FORD -Fastest On Road, Dip! FORD -Fastest On Road Device FORD -Fatally Obese Redneck Driver FORD -Fault Of R&D FORD -Final Organ of Reproductive Discipline FORD -Finally Obsolete Racing Device FORD -Fireball On Rear Denting FORD -First On Recall Day FORD -First On Race Day FORD -First On Road to Dump FORD -First On Roads & Driveways FORD -First On Rust and Deterioration FORD -First Order of Reproductive Discipline FORD -Fix Or Recycle Dilemma FORD -Fixed Or Repaired Daily FORD -Flip Over Read Directions FORD -Flipping Over Results in Death FORD -Flipped Over Roadside Disaster FORD -Flintstone Or Rubble Driven FORD -Flying On Ragged Dreams FORD -Follow Our Ruddy Dogsled FORD -Fond Of Resonating Decibels FORD -Foot On Road Decelerates FORD -Fords Only Run Downhill FORD -Forced On Reluctant Drivers FORD -Forced (to) Order Rubber Drivetrain! FORD -Formed Of Rejected DNA FORD -Forwarded Once; Return Denied FORD -Forward Only; Reverse Defective FORD -Forgot Our Recommended Defaults FORD -Forlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin FORD -For Old Racecar Drivers FORD -Four Old, Rusted Doors FORD -For Only Retarded Drivers FORD -Ford Owner Really Dumb FORD -Fails On Rainy Days FORD -Fork Over Repair Dough FORD -Found On Red Dumpster FORD -Found On Redneck's Driveway FORD -Found On Roadside Dead FORD -Found On Rubbish Dump FORD -Found Outside Refuse Dump FORD -Found Outside Rotting Dump FORD -Found On Russian Dump FORD -Fouled Out Re-done Dodge FORD -Fraternal Order of Restored DeSotos FORD -Frequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration FORD -Frequently On Ritalin, Designers FORD -Free Or Reduced Drastically FORD -Frequent Opinion: Really Disappointed FORD -Fumes and Odors Readily Detectable FORD -Fun Obnoxious Redneck Driving FORD -Funny Old Rattling Dump FORD -Funky Old Rebuilt Dodge FORD -(spelled backwards)Driver Returns On Foot GEO -Good Engineering Overlooked G. M. -General Maintenance G. M. -Goshdarn Mess G. M. -Generally Misunderstood G. M. -Garbage Motors G. M. -Generally Miserable G. M. -Grossley Misconceived G. M. -Gluteus Maximus GMC -Garage Man's Companion GMC -Generally Mediocre Cars GMC -Generic Made Chevy GMC -German Milk Cow GMC -Get More Chicks GMC -Gets Mechanics Crazy GMC -Gods Mechanical Curse GMC -Goober Makes Cars GMC -Good Many Clunkers GMC -Gotta Mechanic comming GMC -Got More Crap GMC -Great Mountain Climber GMC -Great Motor Car GMC -Grungy Mound (of) Crap GMC -Get More Cash GMC -Good Mechanics Cry GMC -Gloomy Mechanical Contraption GMC -Girlfriend's Mothers Car GMC -Gas Mileage Crappy GMC -Good Mileage Consistantly GMC -Goofy Mangled Creation GMC -God's Master Creation GSR -Goes Slow!, Right? HONDA -Had One, Never Do-that Again HONDA -Hand Over Dollars to Asians HONDA -Hang On, Not Done Accellerating HONDA -Has Often Nice Dealer Accessories HONDA -Highly Overpriced Non-Domestic Automobile HONDA -History of No Dramatic Acceleration HONDA -How Odd-No Damn Acceleration HONDA -Hold Overs Not Doing Anything HONDA -Hugely Obnoxious Nuclear Driving Accident HYUNDAI -How Your Usual Nerd Drives An Import HYUNDAI -Hope You Understand Nothing's Drivable And Inexpensive INTEGRA -It's Nice That Even Girls Require Automobiles IROC -I Race Other Cars IROC -I Run On Credit IROC -I Run Over Critters IROC -I Run Off Cliffs IROC -I Reek Of Cologne IROC -Italian Resting On Console IROC - It's Really Only a Camaro IROC -Ignorant Retard Out Cruising JEEP -Jalopy Extrordinaire - Everything Piecemeal JEEP -Junky Engines Eat Parts JEEP -Junk Engineering Executed Poorly JEEP -Just Eats Every Part JEEP- Just Empty Every Pocket KIA -Killed In Action KIA -Kills In Accidents KIA -Killed In Assembly LeMANS -Look Everyone My Anus Noticeably Stinks LeMANS -Least Enjoyable Machine - Always Needs Something LTD -Last To Die LTD -Last Try from Detroit LTD -Little Tin Dream LTD -Long Term Debt LTD -Lousy Transportation, Dammit! LTD -Long, Thin Dumpster LTD -Long Time Driving MAZDA -Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along MAZDA -My! Another Zany Detroit Assassin! MERCEDES -Most Eccentric Rich Capitalists Enjoy Driving Expensive Sedans M.G. -Merciless Garbage M.G. -Money Guzzler MITSUBISHI -Mostly In The Shop Undergoing Big Investments, Sometimes Halfway Incomplete MITSUBISHI -Motor Is Tough, Sounds Unbelievably Bad, Intimidates Slow Hondas Incessantly MOPAR -Many Odd Parts Arranged Randomly MOPAR -Miscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously MOPAR -More Overall Power And Reliability MOPAR -Most Often Passed At Races MOPAR -Mostly Old Parts And Rust MOPAR -Mostly Old Paint And Rust MOPAR -Move Over People Are Racing MOPAR -Move Over Plymouth Approaching Rapidly MOPAR -My Old Pig Ain't Running MOPAR -My Only Problems Are Repairs MUSTANG -Men Usually Stand Together And Never Go NAPA -Never Any Parts Available NISSAN -Nine Idiots Standing, Saying Absolutly Nothing NISSAN -Needless Innovations, Silly, Stupid, Automotive Nonsense NOVA -No Offense (it's)Very Average NOVA -New Owner Very Ashamed NOVA -Noticeably Outstanding Vehicle Award NOVA -Noticeably Outstanding Visible Abhorrence NOVA -Nightmarish Occult Vehicle Apporition NOVA -Nine Old Vagrant Alcoholics OLDSMOBILE -Oh, Look, Dammit! Some Massive Oil Burning Idiot's Leaking Everything. OLDSMOBILE -Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Every day. OLDSMOBILE -Old Loose Dented Sheet Metal Out-dated By Infamies Like Edsel. OLDSMOBILE -Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment OLDSMOBILE -Old Ladies Drive Slow - Mostly Over Bridges Into Lake Erie PINTO -Put In Nickel To Operate PINTO -Paid Inspector Nicely To Overlook PLYMOUTH -Please Let Your Mother Out (from) Under The Hood! PLYMOUTH -Police Laugh, Young Men Ogle, All Underestimating This Heap PONTIAC -People On Narcotics Think It's A Chevy PONTIAC -Poor Old Nitwit Thinks It's A Cadillac PONTIAC -Puts Out Noxious Toxins In All Cities PORSCHE -Piece Of Rubbish, Saps Continually High Expense PORSCHE -Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything PRELUDE -Pistons Rattle, Engine Locks Up, Diff Explodes PROBE -Plainly Runs Only By Exception SAAB -Send Another Atrocity Back SAAB -Send Away Ass Backwards SAAB -Send Another Automobile Back SAAB -Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown. SAAB -Swedish Automobiles Are Beastly SAAB -Sad Attempt At Beauty SAAB -Sorry Auto, Always Broken SAAB -Swedish Automobile-Always Broken SATURN -Sounds Absolutly Terrible, Unbelievable Rattling Noises SUBARU -Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually SUBARU -Sorry Unreal Bonzai Attempt at a Russian U-boat TOYOTA -Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto TOYOTA -Torturous On Your Old Tired Ass TRABANT -This Rediculous Automobile Breaks Annually Ninety Times TRIUMPH -This Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help! TRIUMPH -Tried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt! TRIUMPH -The Risk In Useless Machinery Pays Heavily YAMAHA -Yet Another Mechanical Atrosity Happens Again YUGO -Yugoslavian Unreliable Garbage to Ovelook YUGO -Well, maybe you won't! VOLVO -Very Obsolete Looking Vehicle Oddity VOLVO -Very Ornate Luxury Vehicle, Originally VOLVO -Very Outlandish Looking Vehicle Overhaul VOLVO -Vagrant Owned Lousy Vehicle Organization VOLVO -Very Overated Loaded Vehicle Owners VOLVO -Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object VTEC -Valves Tick, Engine Cracks VW -Vehicle Wackiness VW -Very Weird VW -Vehicular Waste VW -Virtually Worthless VW -Virtual Wannabee VW -Vintage Whirligig VOLKSWAGON -Very Obsolete, Losers Knowingly Suffer With All German Engineered Nonsense Thanks to all who spent countless hours coming up with this crap!
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